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Monday, August 05, 2013

Lipas Pun Tepuk Dahi Camni!

Assalamualaikum!~

Masa nak lipat kain....


Aku : Aaaaaaa! aaaaaaa! lipaiihhh...lipaiihh! tepiiiii tepiii....!

Sekoq lipaih berwarna coklat kehitaman kuaq dari celahan kain yang baru diangkat. Kakinya panjang berbulu sambil mengepak2 sayap macam nak terbang.

Miratora : Maaamaaaa....lipassssss!aaaaaaaa....

Aku : Haa tepiii tepiiii...duk jauh duk jauh.....!

Sambil tanganku mencapai senjata paling tengit baunya seantero rumah. Ridsect berkepala kuning kuhalakan muncungnya ke arah lipaih durjana yang menaikkan tekanan darahku sebentar tadi.

phuuushhhhhhh....phushhhhhh....phusshhhhhhhhhh....phussshhhhhhhh
dekat 15 kali gak aku sembuq....

Aku : hang liat sungguh nak mati noooo...!


phhuuusshhhhh....pphuusshhhhh.....phhusshhhhhh.....phhushhhhh

Wani : buuuu...ibu amik quran pastu ibu bukak kat lipas tu. Lipas kan takut quran.

*tepuk dahi*



Mana hang blajaq nak oiiiiiii!
>.<

27 comments:

  1. Lipas ni paling benci bila lari kearah kaki kita, nak pijak geli..susah nak kejar lg tu haha

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    1. Haha betul tu tapi kalu dia terbang...eeeiiii mau melompat haha

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  2. he he he, adalah tu yang diperhatikannya tu...

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  3. tu ok lagi celah kain, saya pernah masa tido tiba2 ade lipas hinggap kat muka. memang segar terus ah tak jadi tido. haha

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    1. Alamakkk kalu sy konpom trauma terus haha :-D

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  4. ha3..lipas ni mmg binatang yg pling sy bnci..pngotor je..mak aih 15 kli sembur?? kalau sy mmg xbleh bnfas la..huk3

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    1. Hehehe liat plak lipaih tu!lagi satu geli punya pasai ty yg kasi sembuq lama sikit :D

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  5. Hehehe, dak Wani suh akak ngaji tu :)

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    1. suh ngaji kat lipaih?baguih...baguih haha

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  6. hahaha.. btl2 lawak la kenit..rasa nak gelak guling2 nie..;)

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    1. Tu la sis, kita je rasa lawak tp dia betul2 percaya lipaih takut ngan quran haha

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  7. hehehe..zara..mmng geli ngn lipas..klu dia terbang mnjerit kut zara..=D

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  8. Hebat lipas nie..sampai ke ampaian di leh dok..www.tepakku.com

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  9. selamat hari raya

    Hotlink satu....

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  10. hahaha, kelakar la kak. tk tahan nak gelak. lipas pun takut quran. comelnya..

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  11. Comey jer...hahhaa..

    Mau habis separuh ridsect tu..hehe

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